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Honey Bee
04:36
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Painter:
Honey (honey) see you tryin to make yo honey (honey)
I'm just tryin to make some money (money)
let the paint dry while its sunny (sunny)
Oh oh oh Honey (bee)
see me up here twenty feet
im allergic to the bees you see (laughs)
so please don't go and sting me
Bee:
Honey (honey bee)
look at the man up in the tree
all allergic to you and me (laughs)
make him swell up like a freak
ohhhhh honey (honey bee)
should i sting the man in the tree?
is he gonna hurt my queen?
will this bee the end of me?
sting...........
Bee:
Im sorry man, I'm soooo sorry, i didn't think it would end like this
oh no, oh no, oh no, now we gonna die? why oh why oh why? I don't wanna die, I'm just a lil honey bee, ill never hurt nobody again, i goes me little wings, sure i give a lil sting, but i love everything, I'm sorry man, I'm sooooo sorry, goodbye friend
Painter:
Ohhhh Honey Bee
why'd you go and sting me
im allergic to the bees
now this will be the end of me
Ohh Oh Honey bee
why'd you go and sting me
im allergic to the bees
this will be the end of you and me
Oh Oh Oh honey bee
why'd you go and sting me
im allergic to the bees
make me swelll up like a freak
Oh Oh Oh honey bee
why'd you go and sting me
this was not my destiny
this is not how its supposed to beeeeeee, supposed to bee
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2. |
Weekeepeemee Raw
01:46
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3. |
Zoey and The Bin
03:22
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Sweetwater
03:37
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To a way up north on a Lake Champlain
from a town down south called Bethlehem
I came by train nice to meet you
My name is Wayne
Well i can play a pretty good game of cards
and if you piss me off i can hit pretty hard
i take pride in the shit thats in the back of my yard
but when the shit gets to reals i gotta do as i feels
this man named Wayne well he just can't deals
Ill head north to find a girl to mend my meals
Well way up north the end of I-91
where the hills roll round like a cinnamon bun
and the snow falls down on a town called Burlington
Now I'm goin to a Sweetwater, sweetwates where ill go
I met a nice girl there her name was a Carli Joe
I said babe all this snow well don't it blow?
she said no, hells no
Well she looked at me close and i looked at her too
she said she'd sell her soul for a bag of shrooms
and sing a lullaby while looking up at the moon
Well id call myself a reasonable man
but for a pain like this i just could not stand
im join back home, to Bethlehem
Well way up north the end of I-91
where the cows roll round by the setting sun
and the snow falls down on a town called Burlington
Now Im LEAVIN the sweet water where i met a Carli Joe
but one last thing for her before i go
I asked her to marry me and she said no
Hellz no hellz no
(improvize)
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5. |
Pussy Love Pt. 1
02:36
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Everything is alright
when ur by my side
cause when ur by my side
everything is alright
Pussy pussy pussy poo
I pussy pussy love you
Pussy pussy pussy poo
I hope you love me too
When your close to me
i can feel you breathe
it makes me feel so free
i love to feel you breathe
Pussy pussy pussy poo
i pussy pussy love you
and no matter what i do
ill always pussy love you
(yodels bitches)
and no matter what i say
i fuckin love you anyway
and as each night turns to day
I fuckin love you anyway!!
Pussy pussy pussy poo
i pussy pussy love you
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6. |
Monday Afternoon
06:07
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hey man, i got a question for you, feel free to shoot it down if its just not cool.
I got, this little baggy that we can eat, just right after school
So man, does it sound like a plan, i mean its only 10 a gram, and the prices are like DAMN
Yeah man! sounds like a plan, we can chill and run around and play and jam
so man, howd you like the taste, it kinda tasted like french fries, but mixed with waste
it was, kinda gross, but we only ate 3 grams, at the most
so dude, how do you feel? i feel like the world is spinning like a wheel
(Bossa Nova)
(Trip gets Scary)
Yo man, that was a horrible plan, lets agree to never do those on a monday again.
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Tell me where you come from was it heaven above?
oh my dear must be falling in love
can you climb the sunny peaks of a fortress in mud?
oh my dear must be falling in love
did i tell you i want more than what your really made of?
oh my dear must be falling in love
can you scope a purple blunder and admit that you are young
oh my dear must be falling in love
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8. |
My Hacky Sack
01:50
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Its seven thirty in the morning and that doesn't mean a thing
I woke up two minutes before the bus and to you this song I sing
I just don't have inspiration anymore its gone, faded and black
but I'll just stand here fuckin around playin with my hacky sack
(bunch of sacks)
When theres nothing left to do in the morning
cockle doodle doo while you hit my hacky sack
Now in the day, not much to say
and in the night, wish i was right
but see I'm high, as a fucking kite
And then the morning comes give my face a whack
and make sure to wake me up for my hacky sack
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9. |
Little Mountain
03:34
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10. |
Lead Paint
03:02
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well if you take all of the paint
all the paint that I've scraped
and you put it in one place
you could fill the Bantam Lake
well all the paint its all the same
the only difference is the name
but when it hurts up in my brain
oh that pain pain pain
Lead paint got me old
inside my head theres a hole
girly girl lovin but I'm to dumb to see
ill see if there is something to fix this hole in me
i know theres probably nothin except a bowl of weeeeeeeed
well if your family's on relief
at least your dog knows how to sing
when he sings hail to the chief
what a beautiful thing
well if your paint has got a date
back before 78'
chances are you got lead paint
lead paint paint paint
Lead paint got me old
inside my head theres a hole
girly girl lovin but I'm to dumb to see
ill see if there is something to fix this hole in me
i know theres probably nothin except a bowl of weeeeeeeed
Well if you take all of the paint
all the paint up in my brain
you put that paint on the bantam train
lead paint paint paint
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11. |
Derna Werlin'
02:36
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Well I, I knew a girl
she ate my world
ate my emotions
Well this girl, she drank my world
she drank my heart
she drank the ocean
Derna, Derna Werlin'
the world keeps turnin'
my body's hurtin'
good mornin', how do you do?
I've got somethin' that I'd like to say to you
Well I, I knew a girl
who turned the world
turned it in slow motion
Well this girl, she ruled the world
she ruled my heart
ruled it with devotion
Oh Derna, Derna Werlin'
the world keeps turnin'
my body's hurtin'
good mornin', how do you do?
I'd like to spend the rest of my night with you
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12. |
Chewing Gum
02:00
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my chewing gum is a recipe
its a treat to chew just you and me
just pop that slice right on your tongue
peppermint, spearmint, all kinds of gum
everyday when i get home off the bus
i sit right down and roll one up
i think about humans always being on the run
as i chew chew chew my chewing gum
and you can say i might be crazy when i chew a little gum and get a little hazy
but you can't stop me from having fun
as i chew chew chew my chewing gum
my upstairs garage is the place to be, its the place to come and the place to leave
if your not in the clouds then your on the trees and your probably stuck up there with me
I'm cold and wet and i need some heat
musics got me moving from head to feet
im gonna chew some gum and forget about you
and maybe mend my heart with glue
and you can say i might be crazy when i chew a little gum and get a little hazy
but you can't stop me from having fun
as i chew chew chew my chewing gum
chewing gum whoa chewing gum, whoa chewing gum, whoa chewing gum
whoa chewing gum, whoa chewing gum, whoa chewing gum, my chew chew gum
and you can say i might be crazy when i get a little _ and get a little hazy
but you can't stop me from having fun
as i chew chew chew my chewing guuuuum
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uhh wait, wait and see
all the things that are surrounding you and me
ahhh stop, stop and hear
all the troubles of the future are coming near
badadadada
well its a herion epidemic in the usa
all the teens get high and doped up everyday
feanding for that buzz in each and every way
makes me speachless i just dont know what to say
teenage herion epidemic
baddadadada
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14. |
Weekeepeemee Shit List
02:42
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15. |
Shell Station #155
02:39
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Just like, any other day
a ford four-door full of hay
back to my house i was on my way
just untill i saw my gas gauge
stopped in at shell for some gas and butts
an afterwork smoke, just to hear whats up
got in line and saw her standin there
a face like that in this town is so rare
i fell for the girl at shell
it was her and not the things that she sells
her smile, her hair, and her smell
well i fell, i fell, li fell
gave her a couple dollars for gas
wasn't much but it was all that it had
told her i wasn't sure what pump my truck was at
she said "son, don't worry about that"
well i fell for the girl at shell
it was her and not the things that she sells
her smile, her hair, and her smell
she hates her job and i can tell
well this girl who works at shell
i wish i knew her well
i fell, i fell, i fell
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16. |
Joanne
02:47
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Hi, im fuckin Eddie Dingle
I met this girl named Joanne
she overpopulated my senses
and then she fuckin dicked me overrrr
whats your big secret baby could you give me a clue
oh oh silly girl I'm so in love with you
won't you tell me whats on your mind
if you open your head tell me what would i find
r u 4 real?
what do u feel?
finders keepers, losers weepers baby
if i could get your lid open, id look into your jar
is this the best thing that i can do?
it aint done me no good so far
mind over matter
but it seems that i don't matter at all you fucker
Joanne a table for one
do you think i could be invited to come?
whats your big secret baby could you give me a clue?
oh oh silly girl I'm so in love with you
won't you tell me whats on your mind
if you open your head tell me what would i find?
r u 4 real?
what do u feel?
blagadah
U know i saw you walkin down the street with Gilly yesturday
hes a fucker and your a fucker too
u know what you did to me baby?
yeah u know what you did, now u walkin down the street with Gilly
How do u think that makes me feel huh?
how do u think that a makin me feel huh? huh?
you think i like it here you fuckin bitch
you fuckin bitch, i hate you
you fucker, you keep walkin with Gilly
yeah you fuckin keep walkin with Gilly i don't give a fuck
yeah i don't give a flyin fuck about you or Gilly, BITCH!
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18. |
Laticia
02:41
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19. |
Crazy Fool
02:52
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20. |
Just You and Me
02:24
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Remember that time you clogged the toilet
thought it would never be the same
or that time you punched a fat kid
just for callin me a name
Remember that time you ate a racecar
must of tasted pretty lame
or that time you saw a ufo
turned out to be a plane
These were the best times ever
Wish they could last forever
My fondest memories,
time spent just you and me baby
Remember that time you hit a home run
went straight over the fence
that same night i dropped your ice cream
and it got all over your pants
Remember that time you ate Buzz Lightyear
the only time I lost a friend
or that time you pooped on the bus
you know I'd do it all again
These were the best times ever
Wish they could last forever
My fondest memories,
time spent just you and me baby
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Karma Farmer Bethlehem, Connecticut
Karma Farmer is a rock band from the Weekeepeemee Valley in a small remote town called Bethlehem.
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