Hi, im fuckin Eddie Dingle
I met this girl named Joanne
she overpopulated my senses
and then she fuckin dicked me overrrr

whats your big secret baby could you give me a clue
oh oh silly girl I'm so in love with you
won't you tell me whats on your mind
if you open your head tell me what would i find
r u 4 real?
what do u feel?

finders keepers, losers weepers baby
if i could get your lid open, id look into your jar
is this the best thing that i can do?
it aint done me no good so far

mind over matter
but it seems that i don't matter at all you fucker
Joanne a table for one
do you think i could be invited to come?

whats your big secret baby could you give me a clue?
oh oh silly girl I'm so in love with you
won't you tell me whats on your mind
if you open your head tell me what would i find?
r u 4 real?
what do u feel?

blagadah

U know i saw you walkin down the street with Gilly yesturday
hes a fucker and your a fucker too
u know what you did to me baby?
yeah u know what you did, now u walkin down the street with Gilly
How do u think that makes me feel huh?
how do u think that a makin me feel huh? huh?
you think i like it here you fuckin bitch
you fuckin bitch, i hate you
you fucker, you keep walkin with Gilly
yeah you fuckin keep walkin with Gilly i don't give a fuck
yeah i don't give a flyin fuck about you or Gilly, BITCH!